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Jun. 11th, 2005 @ 05:23 pm Don't Ask Me!
How I know....

Don’t ride your bike off a ramp that’s more than three bricks high
Don’t take that candy from the store if you ain’t got the dime
Don’t pick a fight with a little guy that doesn’t talk that much
Don’t pick up a cherrybomb thinkin’ it’s a dud
And don’t sneak out of a 2 story house usin’ bed sheets as a rope
Don’t ask me how I know

Sell your truck while it’s still runnin’, save the Jesus off the dash
Say a prayer when you feel like cussin’, save your money pay with cash
Forget your pride, buy the roses, if you’re sorry tell her so
Don’t drink the water in Mexico
Don’t ask me how I know

Don’t quit your high school football team halfway through the season
Don’t bust your buddy in the nose when you know he didn’t mean it
Don’t lose a girl you love at home for a night in Panama City
Don’t rush off the phone when your Mama calls you ain’t that busy
Ya oughta make that drive to say goodbye to your grampa ‘fore he goes
Don’t ask me how I know


Forget your pride buy the roses, if you love her tell her so,
Don’t go to Vegas with your heart broke,
Don’t bum your cousin for that first smoke
I'm tellin' ya, don't drink the water in Mexico
Don't ask me how I know
Don't ask me how I know
I just know
sell your truck while it's still runnin', say a prayer when you feel like cussin'
I know,

When I was a kid and put four bricks under the ramp, my best friend at the time went over it and broke his wrist...

I was trying to parachute out of the window not climb down...

My truck has 200,000 miles on it but yes I should drive up and see my grandma...

Panama City is 30 miles East of me...

I broke down and bought cut Roses for my wife, before that I have always bought live ones and planted them in the yard...

I quit smokin but my cousin hasn't...

Cash beats credit cards anyday...

The wife got deathly ill drinking the water in Mexico...

And on and on!

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